h00rj!

Massage - Tshot30 , 2009-12-30 13:56 (nuffins)

I registered because I wanted to see full massage videos

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- Duuuude, me too. - -dAve Om Nyom Nyom , 2009-12-30 14:04 (nuffins)
  
  Let me know when ya find some.
  
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- Massage - Tablecloth Boobs , 2009-12-30 15:03 (nuffins)
  
  http://rs.4chan.org/?s=lotion
  
  There ya go.
  
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  - h00rj.com - -dAve Om Nyom Nyom , 2009-12-30 15:18 (nuffins)
    
    The gateway site.
    
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! - -dAve Om Nyom Nyom , 2009-08-01 01:51 (nuffins)

Aught naught.

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- ff - -dAve Om Nyom Nyom , 2009-08-05 22:41 (nuffins)
  
  fffffff
  
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Yes h00rj I still love you. - -dAve Om Nyom Nyom , 2009-07-29 19:52 (nuffins)

I'm finally settled in one spot with a decent connection again. Now to re-download MoWeS (Formerly WoS) and get back to work fixin' up this pile of a website.

Something hit me as a grood idea for teh anime... Howsabout a RSS feeder that emails alerts when a specified anime has a new episode out? I'm researching it(aka scowering through script sites for something close).

Also, decision time
College:
Computer Science (programming)
OR
Mechanical Engineering (building robots)

Goal would be both, but I gotta start with one.

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- Holey hueg shitty picture... - -dAve Om Nyom Nyom , 2009-07-29 19:53 (nuffins)
  
  Thanks, Logitech QuickCam.
  
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Princess Lover - -dAve Om Nyom Nyom , 2009-07-19 09:43 (animu)

Harem anime with hoh aboundswhats, but I'm waiting for the dvd due to undue censorship.

Apparently I'm to play the game as well.

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Also new MMO concept - Tablecloth Boobs , 2009-06-15 17:59 (nuffins)

Schindler's List Online

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- Also new MMO concept - -dAve Om Nyom Nyom , 2009-06-15 19:37 (nuffins)
  
  O HAI H00RJ HOW YA DOIN!?!?
  
  I need a job where I sit behind a desk and pretend to be busy so's I can work on ya's.
  
  No, I'm not joining the navy.
  
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  - Also new MMO concept - Tablecloth Boobs , 2009-06-16 16:17 (nuffins)
    
    Become a Prostitaert Talent Agent
    
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ATTN: h00rjers - Tablecloth Boobs , 2009-06-11 11:29 (nuffins)

Get your cameras

Take retarded picchars

GET TO IT

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- Welcome to Arkansas. - -dAve Om Nyom Nyom , 2009-06-15 23:47 (nuffins)
  
  [++][http://fuzzrug.com/uploaded/-dAve/IMAGE_402.jpg]
  The people rave about him on the bathroom walls, then he craps lightning allover the state for 3days straight... Though that could could be part of the reason.
  
  HAY GUISE AMIDOINITRITE?!
  
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NanoHa DO IT - -dAve Om Nyom Nyom , 2009-05-30 13:17 (animu)

Blue: Also. I'm supposed to be watching Nanoha. AND FINISHING ROZEN MAIDEN WHAT THE HELL
D: Nanoha. I ne'er done that one through the first epo.
epo.
epo.
Blue: Yeah, the first series is kinda
shoujo and retarded.
But the OTHER two seasons hogawd
D: Is that the magical lyrical A's one?
Blue: Like Mai Hime times Pantsu to the Explosionth power.
A's and Strikers.

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Shower Thoughts #1 How to talk someone into having brain cancer. - -dAve Om Nyom Nyom , 2009-05-15 23:38 (ERRRVREHWHAR)

The first installment of "Shower thoughts."
These are the things I think about while scrubbin' mah testes.

#1 How to talk someone into having brain cancer.
I hope this works.

"So, how's the tumor?"

"What tumor?"

"The cancer...?"

"Cancer?"

"Dude, your brain cancer..."

"I don't have brain cancer. What are you talking about?"

"Holy crap, man. How can you forget about that? Did you make your chemo appointment?"

"What? I don't have brain cancer."

"Shit, man. Shit! You can't forget that! We gotta call your doctor. Do you remember your doctor's name?"

"Doctor? I don't know... Dude, I don't have brain cancer."

"You were sposta get chemo last week to shrink it. Now it's makin' ya forget shit. Man, we gotta go now. How far is it to Mayo Clinic?"

"I don't know man. Are you sure I have brain cancer? ARE YOU SURE?!"

"As sure as the cancer that's destroyin' your brain, now get in the car."

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Sengoku Basara - -dAve Om Nyom Nyom , 2009-04-20 09:54 (animu)

(This is the first test run of my new anime posting thing for h00rj a description of the anime would go here. And other information will be displayed roundaboutswhats but it's not fully set up yet.)

Blue: It's...

It has the over the top, super attack explosion stuff

Set in a historical anime feudal Japan setting.
I wonder if they can do this to their history
if they could do it to our civil war

GENDOU IKARI

IS

GENERAL ROBERT E. LEE

All of the South will be played by Loli.
The North will be...loli.
Slaves will be loli catgirls.

Harriet Tubman played by that chick from Michiko e Hatchin

This anime is what would happen if they gave George Washington and Abraham Lincoln super powers.

Which begs the question

Why hasn't this happened yet?

OH GOD NINJA CHICK WEARING PRETTY MUCH NOTHING

DOWNLOADING IT FOREVER NOW

me: THIS IS WHAT I LIVE FOR

Blue: Hold onto your cock

scrteenshot inc

me: >Grasp<

Blue: DON'T TELL ME YER DOIN IT

And for some reason that made me see the Ghostbusters symbol.

[++][http://fuzzrug.com/uploaded/tardery/basaraopkunoichi.png]

Oh also the main reason I said it's retarded.

Exhaust pipes on side of horse lol

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- Related, but not sure how - 00 , 2009-04-20 12:45 (animu)
  
  [++][http://fuzzrug.com/uploaded/rob-lazer.jpg]
  
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See category - zÅXæØxåØæøX , 2009-03-17 20:02 (HAY HAY DAEV)

Your website is taking a crap again. Clicking link "WUT?" ^ up thar gives an empty black page with h00rj logo, quote and buttans, and the text

<a href="index.php?mode=page&page=

huubroken >:u

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- Well bake my mongychops and call me Carl. - -dAve Om Nyom Nyom , 2009-03-18 09:49 (HAY HAY DAEV)
  
  Nothing to see here. It's supposed to be like that. I meant it that way. I'm just so good at webdesign that I've surpassed the internets and it doesn't know how to render my awesomeness.
  
  I'm lookin' at gettin' onnademdere Eeeeeee-eeeeeePC's so's I can workonh00rj during the long pointless hours at work.
  
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  - Well bake my mongychops and call me Carl. - behind_trees , 2009-03-30 05:43 (HAY HAY DAEV)
    
    I got me a netbook this weekend. it's great if you have patience enough to use the tiny keys and squint to read the tiny text, but for what they are, it is great! I love the little bugger. It's an Acer Aspire One series, they sell them at Walmart for $299 and it's worth every penny.
    
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    - I'M. OUT. OF. THE. NAVY. - -dAve Om Nyom Nyom , 2009-04-06 10:38 (HAY HAY DAEV)
      
      It's true.
      
      Dude, I's lookin' at that HP one. 'sgot better specs than mosta those other li'l ones *AND* a useable keyboard.
      
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Learning is fun! - behind_trees , 2009-03-23 05:16 (WUT)

How did you learn your web design skills? I just bought a domain last night and I'm going to create a site similar to h00rj but with less forum-like appearance and more article based threads. I'm also going to host ROM downloads for kaisers as well as other sweet crap.

www.nerdtaco.net

How badass is that?

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- Innernets Samurai - 00 , 2009-03-23 19:08 (WUT)
  
  I started with poporings and then moved over to the orcs after the grasshopper things. You can head south from Pront, but that's more difficult and the drops are more scarce.
  
  You'll die alot, but pack alotta reds and flywings and if you can get an acolyte to help you out and you should be ok.
  Don't bother with the blues or whites, they're just a waste of zenny. Unless you have a supplier, or another character with some extra 'cuz they can save you some time.
  
  I suggest you start out with firebolt 'cuz alotta lower lvl mobs are weak to fire, but don't level it past 1 or 2 unless you plan on being fire elemental for the challenge.
  
  IRL you'll need alcohol and energy drinks. Preferably combined.
  
  Also helps if you have an afro-negroi-murrican rolling around on your floor making inane noises and hitting you with stuff. Oh, and anime on the other monitor. Sickening amounts of anime. Two playing at once should be enough to start out.
  
  LOTS of free time is necessary, you can't do it without it.
  And you can't participate in sexual-type relations with anyone. Takes up too much time that you could be using to crank out those madd lvls.
  Unless she's willing to do all the work while you keep pointing and clicking.
  So far, I've only met asian chicks willing to do that.
  
  Granted, you can take time out from time-to-time to play a racing game or a FPS, but you'd better be botting during that time.
  
  Bots are a whole 'nuther kittenpile. I could write a book on that, but this should be enough to get ya goin'.
  
  /my life story
  
  http://www.codewalkers.com
  http://www.hotscripts.com
  You will NEED Zend Development Environment. Search for it. Download it. Win the internet
  
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- Leveling is fun! - 00 , 2009-03-23 20:10 (WUT)
  
  "Article based threads" = WordPress.
  Lookit my old unused http://www.dadcat.com to get an example... Or lookit http://www.wordpress.com and sign up for a blog. rrr, MUDKIP ATTACK
  
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This needs a caption - behind_trees , 2009-03-23 05:08 (HAY HAY DAEV)

I'm sure you could make a good lolcat out of this.
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I just invented the P-P-P-P-Sandwich - -dAve Om Nyom Nyom , 2009-03-19 18:15 (nuffins)

P&P Loaf(Pepper & Pickle bologna), Pepperjack cheese on Poppyseed bread.
Also had chunky mustard and mayo on it.

Mudkip's in the shop, clutch is whunkin' up all kindsa noises after I replaced the cable. Plus I'm gonna get her the full service massagee to prepare for the trip home. (Yes, I said 'home' shhhh, it's a secret don't go tellin' nobody I still don't have a set date.)

Rentin' a Pontiac G5. A schnazzy li'l 2door.
It's gots some up-pep, but too kooshy for a hradcar VeeDub Driver like meslef.

Power steering? That's fer weak-wristed fags.
Power breaks? Wut the fuck? Yer legs don't work?
Power windows? Come on, now yer just bein' lazy.
Power locks? Yer sayin' you actually LOCK your doors?
Power heat? Shiiiiii wear a coat or stay home, homo.

But yes, I'm gonna get drunk and attempt working on h00rj.
Joose kinda distracts me with flying colors and constant fits so BRB BEER RUN.

Name what's goin' on here AND WIN A COOKIE.

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(cookie may or may not actually already be installed on your computer)

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- Ok - -dAve Om Nyom Nyom , 2009-03-20 00:41 (nuffins)
  
  I didn't work on h00rj. Instead I flashed a new rom to my phone.
  
  Now I'm gointa bed.
  
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  - Ok - behind_trees , 2009-03-20 09:22 (nuffins)
    
    IT'S ZOMBIE NAPOLEON DYNAMITE! LOLOLOL
    
    What rom did you flash? I just flashed to Garmin DK.10 and loving it. XDA-developers is a fucking godsend! That site has so much badass phone shit on it.
    
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    - NO COOKIE FOR YOU! - -dAve Om Nyom Nyom , 2009-03-20 10:30 (nuffins)
      
      Usin' the Seadragon Mobile Vista.
      It's whatevers.
      
      Thinkin'a tryin' 6.5 if they get the camera fixed.
      
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      - NO COOKIE FOR YOU! - behind_trees , 2009-03-21 10:23 (nuffins)
        
        no cookie? damn it!
        
        where'd you find wm6.5? Every link I've found for a wm6.5 rom has been taken down for copyright infringement.
        
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        WM6.5 rocks slightly more than 6.1 - -dAve Om Nyom Nyom , 2009-03-21 20:08 (nuffins)
        
        http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=492001
        
        rapidshare incase it gets pulled http://rapidshare.com/files/211669499/Anryl_Final_beta_1_21193.7z
        
        I'm runnin' it right now with this radio http://rapidshare.com/files/157467056/KAIS_Radio_Only_1.70.19.09.zip.html
        
        Everything works sofar, all quite smoothly too. Yes, even the camera. I see no reason to go back, really. The new IE is just as good as, if not better'n Opera mobile.
        
        Gonna test BT right now...
        
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        WM6.5 rocks slightly more than 6.1 - -dAve Om Nyom Nyom , 2009-03-21 20:19 (nuffins)
        
        BT works fine, I'm gonna stick with 6.5 for now.
        
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        maybe later... - behind_trees , 2009-03-21 21:32 (nuffins)
        
        THANKS!!! Much appreciated! I might try this out at work on Monday, since I need a windows box to flash. I still need to super CID, and I think I need to update my hard SPL too since I only have 3.29. I might just leave it though, since I LOVE the ROM I have right now. It's slim to the point where it's really fuckin' fast, and it has lots of great utilities, but not to the point where it's bloated with eye candy such as touchflo. My last ROM had touchflo and it made my phone run slow as shit.
        
        Oh, also make sure you run this if you haven't already.
        
        http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=334911
        
        I thought my damn keyboard was fucked up until I looked at an actual TyTN II side by side my tilt. I lold afterwards though.
        
        Here's a random cosplay bitch for you for your help.
        
        [++][images/uploaded/2009032121305649c5bf00a555f.jpg]
        
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        hoooo - -dAve Om Nyom Nyom , 2009-03-21 22:18 (nuffins)
        
        I've been usin' 6.5 for a day now and I'm gonna say everything is smoother. Everything rolls easier, and the resources are better managed than 6.1
        
        GPS syncs faster
        
        Web browser loads faster, has several excellent enhancements for touchscreen. I prefer MIE to Opera Mobile now. (though still need tabs, but everything else makes it worth it)
        
        Email/sms is prettymuch the same, but loads faster and alerts are more intuitive.
        
        Calling is MUCH smoother. That was my biggest peeve with 6.1 was when someone was trying to give me their number and my phone starts whunkin' up. I often opted just to start notepad and copy it into the phone later.
        
        The start menu has been completely revamped, and rolls all slick-like. Also, finger-friendly now.
        
        Look it up on youtube (which works in MIE now) there's a few hands-on demos showing some of the flashier features.
        
        I used Windows7 to flash my phone with WM6.5 THE BETA FLASHING THE BETA
        (sounding like a fanboy now)
        
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        hoooo - behind_trees , 2009-03-21 23:58 (nuffins)
        
        Damn, I am enticed now! GPS syncs so effing slow on the stock tilt rom. I had to get a program called GPS Test to get a solid GPS fix. I effing miss AT&T's 3G. T-Mobile is better for minutes and calling, but their 3G rollout sucks ass. How hard was it to CID unlock your phone? That's the only part I'm a little hesitant about.
        
        DUDE!, if you can find out what the fuck this thing is, I'll find some young asian girl to do things for you!
        
        http://www.funlol.com/3005/Weirdest_Thing_Ever!.html
        
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        I saw that just before bed... - -dAve Om Nyom Nyom , 2009-03-22 01:22 (nuffins)
        
        Great, retarded dreams for me tonight.
        
        Young Asian Girls - The Official Currency of The 2010 Olympics and The Internet.
        
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        I saw that just before bed... - behind_trees , 2009-03-23 05:06 (nuffins)
        
        I tried WM6.5 yesterday, but i was unimpressed. I've tried like 3 roms this weekend and I think I still like my Garmin DK.10 the best.
        
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        related - -dAve Om Nyom Nyom , 2009-03-21 23:19 (nuffins)
        
        [++][http://fuzzrug.com/uploaded/hoh/29925-21963-2.jpg]
        
        [++][http://fuzzrug.com/uploaded/hoh/The_Bounty_Hunter___Samus_Aran_by_Yukilefay.jpg]
        
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- quitcher bitchin' - behind_trees , 2009-03-21 10:26 (nuffins)
  
  The G5 has the 6.0 liter in it, right? That's a big fuckin' engine.
  
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Fucksubject - zÅXæØxåØæøX , 2009-03-17 09:59 (WUT)

Recent Tags: sex with a computer can be perfectly normal, vaginacopter

wut.

I mean really. How can that NOT be normal? Vaginacopter was also inevitable, especially after the flying penis in whatshisface Russian chess master guy's face the other day.

Oh man was that great.

Related: Anime convention at Georgia Tech. FAT CHICKS WITH CAT EARS AND SKINNY ASS 15 YEAR OLD WHITE BOIS IN THE LATEST IRONMAN/LEGOLAS/TWILIGHT COSPLAY. Oh man OH MAN.

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- Fuckyoutoo - zÅXæØxåØæøX , 2009-03-17 19:56 (WUT)
  
  http://www.theonion.com/content/video/sony_releases_new_stupid_piece_of?utm_source=embedded_video
  
  "Sony releases new stupid piece of shit that doesn't work"?
  
  Moarleik "every company ever in the history of man, internets, giraffes, 4chan, the pyramids and porn releases shit that doesn't work" amirite
  
  I luuuv me some onions.
  
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Dave?! What the hell, man? - -dAve Om Nyom Nyom , 2009-03-01 14:06 (nuffins)

Oh, right.
'sup?

Sorry, the severe lack of good video games recently is slowly killing me.
I even went OUT to Seattle just because I was bored.

Washington is... is... I forget. It sucks, and it's suckin' the life outta me.

GET ME OUTTA HERE

Have a random DP.

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- Oh, you might be interested to know - -dAve Om Nyom Nyom , 2009-03-01 14:11 (nuffins)
  
  http://friendfeed.com/tard/friends
  
  I'm thinking of getting h00rj to play along with friendfeed.
  I'll look at it tonight on watch, but for now, I'm gonna set h00rj's phasers on DOWNLOAD THEM ALL.
  
  Things could get hairy and mildly unpleasant, much like that date I had the other day AYYOOOH.
  
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- Dave?! What the hell, man? - zÅXæØxåØæøX , 2009-03-04 08:22 (nuffins)
  
  .............................................................
  
  My day of fail and hating Windows Vista was just turned upside down.
  
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- Dave?! What the hell, man? - behind_trees , 2009-03-15 11:57 (nuffins)
  
  Oh god you're telling me. I need some games fucking bad. I'm running a linux box and there' like NO games that work well on it, unless you want FOSS ports of regular games, but even they suck. the VGA drivers for my machine don't render anything open GL in full screen, so I have to uninstall the drivers every time I get a new game, open it up an figure out how to play in windowed mode at 1 frame every 3 seconds. What a pain in the ass. Works fine in virtual windows though... Maybe I'll dual boot windows just for gaming.
  
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  - Fwee~! - -dAve Om Nyom Nyom , 2009-03-15 22:43 (nuffins)
    
    Yeh, linux's a pain.
    
    I gave up on it awhile ago. Youdo thathar winders 7 yert?
    
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    - Fwee~! - behind_trees , 2009-03-16 05:15 (nuffins)
      
      I tried to get it a few weeks ago but they aren't offering any more beta downloads. I want to run a virtual W7 so bad. I need to learn linux so bad though because after I get out of the navy there's a 60k a year job waiting for me, I just have to learn linux/unix command lines better first.
      
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      - Fwee~! - -dAve Om Nyom Nyom , 2009-03-16 15:31 (nuffins)
        
        Get that shit offa torrent, nyukka.
        
        Search mininova, or torrentz, onna them. You'll find it. Get at least 7000.
        
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        Fwee~! - behind_trees , 2009-03-17 07:29 (nuffins)
        
        How are you liking W7? ima dl it when I get home.
        
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        Me and Windows 7? We're in love. - -dAve Om Nyom Nyom , 2009-03-17 08:33 (nuffins)
        
        It's purely sexual.
        
        Srsly, it's replaced xp on my gaming computer.
        I think that about sums it up.
        
        Hit that W7 tag to see all the h00rjposts on it. There's a few.
        
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Celly telly - behind_trees , 2009-03-16 05:25 (HAY HAY DAEV)

Hey Dave, you still got that TyTN II? I still have mine but I am creamin my jeans over this. It's got a fingerprint reader for Christ sake! The only downside is that it's not an HTC so it's not gonna have any bad ass tweaks from XDA devs.

I need a new rom for mine. I've not decided what rom I want though.

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- Meeeeh - -dAve Om Nyom Nyom , 2009-03-16 15:13 (HAY HAY DAEV)
  
  Looks 'kay I guess. I still got that brick of a phone, she's runnin' ok.
  Been thinkin' of puttin' a 6.1 ROM on it, but I can't be bothered for obvious reasons.
  (vag)
  
  [++][images/uploaded/2009031615123149bececf3671c.jpg]
  
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  - Meeeeh - behind_trees , 2009-03-17 07:31 (HAY HAY DAEV)
    
    I'm looking for a new rom as we speak. I just upgraded my hard SPL. I'm using it on tmobile now, as AT&T pissed me off.
    
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Homochoco - Tablecloth Boobs , 2009-02-14 05:21 (nuffins)

Valentines day gifts from dudes make me uncomfortable. But it's chocolate, so I'll let it slide.

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- Homochoco - -dAve Om Nyom Nyom , 2009-02-16 11:52 (nuffins)
  
  "Let it slide" hrrr You sure would.
  
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Let me tell you about X-Blades. - -dAve Om Nyom Nyom , 2009-02-11 20:34 (nuffins)

Hhhhhhooooooooohhhhhhgghhhhh! D:<

[++][http://ve3dmedia.ign.com/images/04/42/44251_XBladesWallpaper-02_normal.jpg]

[++][http://ve3dmedia.ign.com/images/04/42/44250_XBladesWallpaper-01_normal.jpg]

(actual in-game screenshot) D:<<<

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I'm playing it right now. I couldn't tell you much about the gameplay as I'm too busy with my other hand to be able to actually move around much.

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- Now that I'm done masturbating. - -dAve Om Nyom Nyom , 2009-02-11 21:05 (nuffins)
  
  It's prettymuch Devil May Cry with ass and powers w/ levelup and ass with ass.
  There's also an ample amount of ass mixed generally with ass.
  
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  - ! - -dAve Om Nyom Nyom , 2009-02-11 21:15 (nuffins)
    
    Oh, and there's ass with more ass and chaffing.
    
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    - ! - zÅXæØxåØæøX , 2009-02-12 16:24 (nuffins)
      
      Dayum!
      
      What platform? Does it run / can it be emulated on a computer?!
      
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      - ! - -dAve Om Nyom Nyom , 2009-02-12 16:47 (nuffins)
        
        I got itfer pc though it has that feel like it's been ported from console (probly PS3)
        
        So much fappage.
        
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        ! - Tablecloth Boobs , 2009-02-14 05:25 (nuffins)
        
        Yeah I got it for the Box of Ecks.
        
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Neck stretches. - -dAve Om Nyom Nyom , 2009-02-06 18:28 (nuffins)

As an avid rock-out enthusiast, I find it important to keep my neck flexible.

Now explain to me why I find most of these pictures HIlarious.
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&hs=t8b&ei=3-GMSeXDOIr2sAOth7yOCQ&resnum=1&q=neck+stretches&um=1&ie=UTF-8&ei=4uGMSYy6M4mQtQPkmciCCQ&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&resnum=4&ct=title

Hint(I'M DRUNK.)

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My Gift To My Fellow h00rjians. - -dAve Om Nyom Nyom , 2009-01-24 16:06 (A Cat)

I like to keep my apps portable, modular, and easily transferable between computers(aka able to run from a thumb drive with no residual files).

Of course, you've heard of Portableapps.com but they have a limited amount of apps so every once in awhile I'm forced to mangle up my own portable app.

One of my fav's that I did myself is Portable CCCP.
http://www.h00rj.com/pubic/uploads/apps/Portable%20CCCP.rar

Compiled in a fresh install of XP, it should run and play any media the installed version of CCCP can in any (winbased) OS newer than XP *including* W7.

Extract the files and run the media player classic.
(The thinstall folder is where the .exe will spawn it's settings files if you don't have the folder it'll just spawn 'em in the same directory as the .exe)

W7, however is gay in some aspects.
W7 CCCP Fixes:

- "Some n such a file can't be opened" or "It just doesn't run"
= Change compatibility mode for Vista and check 'Run this program as administrator'.

- The video only comes up on part of the screen
= In MPC goto options and playback->output. Put a tic in the "system default" boxes for all 3 video types and close, restart MPC. (If this doesn't work, play around with 'em)

- Subtitles don't show up, and aren't selectable in the menu.
= Again options->playback->output. They should be 'system default', if they are already, play around with different ones. Remember you gotta completely close out MPC and start it up again to apply the settings here.

- I can't drag videos into it to play?
= Yeah, if you run it as admin, that's a no-no. Sadly, I haven't figured out a fix for this just yet.

- File->Open doesn't work... Wait, save - open I can't do any file operations!?
= I dunno either, dude. Either set it as your default player for double click or 'open with' or drag your media to it's icon to play it.

It only has these problems in W7, runs perfectly in XP and Vista.

Anyway, enjoy. And yes, I do take requests for portablized apps.

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- Oh, another good'n - -dAve Om Nyom Nyom , 2009-01-24 16:12 (A Cat)
  
  http://www.h00rj.com/pubic/uploads/apps/ZZZPortable%20WinRAR.exe
  Has saved me quite a few times.
  
  In W7, play around with the run as admin, and compatibility stuff. (the usual)
  
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- My Gift To My Fellow h00rjians. - zÅXæØxåØæøX , 2009-01-26 01:52 (A Cat)
  
  dAev Clause is coming tonight!
  
  hay can u make portable pr0n? I want USB stick pr0n plz, for portable, mobile jizzing. Like, if you are at an airport you can plug it in at the sandwich shop and run to the toilet.
  
  There are probably tons of apps that would be really useful if they were portable, since I have a circle of 9000 computer illiterate friends and family... but I can't think of anything right now.
  
  So make some naked wimminz portable plz.
  
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  - PronWare eyyy? - -dAve Om Nyom Nyom , 2009-01-26 21:46 (A Cat)
    
    Actually... That gives me an idea for a downright fwangleh way to hide files.
    The only problem I forsee is with thinstall you can't add things to it once it's compiled, so any files added/modified after-the-fact would be uncompressed and easily find-able.
    
    Anyway, the end result would be a (large) .exe that when started, appears to be nothing more than a copy of internet explorer. But if you browse the folders FROM WITHIN you will find the surprises.
    
    tl;dr
    
    Howabout a portable image viewer?
    
    I'll lookitit after I Mass Effect ferawhile.
    
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    - PronWare eyyy? - zÅXæØxåØæøX , 2009-01-28 09:59 (A Cat)
      
      Hmmmmmmmmm...
      
      Tricksy business, this thinstall stuffs. Portable pr0n, while having potential to be worth 9001 days of lulz, is probably more work and too circumstantial to be of significant pwnage.
      
      Whatchamasayin' to a portable IM client? Is that even doable?
      
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      - Yaknowwww - Dave's Cellphone is awesome , 2009-01-28 11:26 (A Cat)
        
        I've been meanin' to do a portable trillian. It's quite doable, just gotta get offa work first.
        
        Google talk would be handy too ey.
        
        I gotta figger out howta make a sandbox in W7...
        
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        I'm the best. - -dAve Om Nyom Nyom , 2009-01-30 00:24 (A Cat)
        
        http://www.h00rj.com/pubic/uploads/apps/Portable%20Trillian.rar
        4ME but 4U2.
        
        w/ A decent assortment of (my) commonly used plugins.
        (some of which seem to complain about being run thinstalled, o well)
        
        Addons can be added, and I thiiiink you can upgrade(I haven't yet) if a plugin or something you add after-the-fact fucks it up, browse to the /thinstall/ folder and delete /trillian/ or just go to the /%programfilesdir%/ directory and manually remove the plugins (you can do it, I have faith in you.)
        
        If you wanna do google talk cliiiick
        
        Haven't tried in W7 yet, it's late I'll do it tomorrow(unless you wanna do it for me...) Likely it'll require some compatibility settings and admin access.
        
        Works well in XP and Vista, doesn't kill very smoothly for some reason.
        
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        Hotcocks - zÅXæØxåØæøX , 2009-01-30 04:09 (A Cat)
        
        Smashing, my good lad. I shall be on my way to test this out. I wonder if it'll run on the Windows-driven taxameter in the taxi I am about to rape. Bluetooth, it is time you showed your FANGS.
        
        Also, is it just happenedtobethatway coincidence that the URL for downloadz is h00rj.com/pubic/ and not /public/?
        
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        Hotcocks - -dAve Om Nyom Nyom , 2009-01-30 10:43 (A Cat)
        
        Everything on h00rj is done on purpose, and with sexual undertones.
        
        Unless it's done on accident, and with cat-related undertones.
        
        /pubic/ was actually the later, but I opted to be lazy and leave it.(for the lulz?) No, just lazy.
        
        AND pubic is actually PUBLIC!? h00rj.com/up/app2.php
        Careful now.
        
        I do have a ftp set up for it, but done fergotit... I'll lookintoit when I get home.
        
        I shall get intoxicated and code up sum php batter tonight, mmhm.
        
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        Hotcocks - zÅXæØxåØæøX , 2009-01-30 10:57 (A Cat)
        
        app2 not working in Opera, in either mode. TRIED'EMBOTH.
        
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        Hotcocks - -dAve Om Nyom Nyom , 2009-01-30 11:00 (A Cat)
        
        I ne'er done a opera, works in FF and IE SOMETIMES
        
        O hay, makesureya hit 'yes' fer that javascript alert
        
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        Hotcocks - zÅXæØxåØæøX , 2009-02-02 10:14 (A Cat)
        
        I has an FF too, so no worrays.
        
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        Good ol' hotboxing. - -dAve Om Nyom Nyom , 2009-01-30 14:49 (A Cat)
        
        This is gonna sound retarded, but due to the nature of a "sandbox", any plugins you wish to add must be installed from within the sandbox (in this case, trillian)
        
        So, in order to install a plugin:
        
        -Download plugin (duh)
        -Have trillian running
        -From within trillian open a file selection box(I like to right click on someone's name and "send file")
        -Browse to where the plugin .exe is and rightlick/run it.
        -Ignore the 'shut down trillian' error. I can't do that, Dave.
        -Proceed normally with plugin install and enjoy.
        
        If the plugin reacts adversely and trillian won't start nomore it's [dir where trillian.exe is]/thinstall/%programfilesdir%/thinstall/plugins/ Find and delete the troublemaker.
        
        I tried You've Got Gmail, and it wigs the fuck out. T_T
        I think Imma remove it...
        
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        'cuz ya neverknowyaknow - -dAve Om Nyom Nyom , 2009-01-30 16:15 (A Cat)
        
        http://www.h00rj.com/pubic/uploads/apps/PortableTrillianNaked.rar
        
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        Chargin' ma Trillian - zÅXæØxåØæøX , 2009-02-02 10:21 (A Cat)
        
        Thank you kindly, mr Kittyhawk.
        
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