SO I BOUGHT A CELLPHONE. OHBUTNOTJUSTANYCELLPHONE! (also not an iPhone) The HTC 8925 aka "ATT Tilt" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvhNvjxrif4 It's perrrrdy schnazzy. INTERNETS ERRRVREHWHAR ~180k/s rightnow downloadin' some o' dat dere strike witches WHAT THE SHIT SPRINKLERS?! JESUS. Water just come hosin' outta the ground right infront o' the nex. They should have a warning system. Anywho, backta tardin' out in "Sand Dawg". [Refresh]
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I saw a hoorj sticker at the San Francisco airport... I think a gay person put it there. I saw it and was like! I 'memeber that place...dudes I know maked-ed it. So, I've been reading hoorj and thought you people-tards are funny shits. Why are you looking at me like that! I know you people...and you know me! I know you do! dammit! Stoppit! Fuckbraynes Me = Misawa Pork ... [Refresh]
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That's right. A train boat full of tards, you are. On the ocean of shit. [Refresh] --> |
The same can be said about the wimmins.(!) Anyway, I'm bored at the nex on n800-chan. OH! SUBWAY! So, bees. [Refresh] |
1. Purchase whore (expensively). 2. Get excessively drunk (expensively). 3. Barf. A lot. 4. ???? 5. EXPENSIVE! I was throwin' up so hard that my glasses fell off into the toilet, and I was tryin' to fish 'em out while still ralphin' my guts out all over my hand. Yeah, it sucked. Vomit comes out hotter than I expected. Oddly enough, I actually didn't remember throwing up until I found my filth-covered glasses on the hotel bathroom floor, then it all rushed back to me rather vividly. The whore; a wonderfully flat russian named Mila, a self-proclaimed lesbian "doing it for the cash." Yes, I asked about a 3-some with her girlfriend. She declined, saying she's probably asleep at that hour. I think I may be the only man who partakes in pillow-talk with prostitutes, but this few minutes of bonding almost always guarantees me round 2 for free, and it was effective this time.(!) The only picture from the event: [++][http://h00rj.com/uploads/TS3C0333.JPG] (Why am I retarded?) The kittyhawk leaves japan forever may28th with me on it heading to Washington. I had a time(expensively[and ow, my leg]). Can't wait to get back to civilization, cheap steak, and real cheese. [Refresh]
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It's too hot to go out and have drunken revelry. It's too hot to have ANY kinda tard revelry. I'll just have to remember to rush over whenever I think of something retarded, especially on the quotes page. BUT. We've just begun a new project here at Bahrain hell. I was sittin at work in my usual loathsome slump at still being here, when the guy who works with me started laughing uncontrollably. He said I looked like a retarded guy who he should be pushing around in a wheelchair. Rather than say that his black, bald face looks like a whopper, I decided that this is something we need. Something we need. Something we need to do. Something we need to do togethuh We're gonna get a wheelchair And we're gonna "pimp it out". This marks a new age in h00rj. The vagina is gettin brushed out. I know they're scary, what with their trapdoors, vampire bats, cobwebs, endless pits and catacombs and all, but we all have to dig in some time. [Refresh]
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I might fix it later after I study Debian. [Refresh] |
Tardpages is gone, millions were lost. Dunno where it went, but I can't get it back for reasons unknown. Don't worry, I'll get another image server goin' again. For now, just upload to h00rj. [++][http://h00rj.com/uploads/1207771727324.jpg] RANDOM UPLOAD TO MAKE SURE IT STILL WORKS! Yup, works. Anywho, h00rj is back and operational. Shouldn't hafta worry about anymore random disappearances, seeing as everything's on one server now. Still got some funny kinks and weird shit happenin' but hey, it wouldn't be h00rj without it. HBAM! MUSTDL :V [Refresh]
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