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quotes[0]="Qua"
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quotes[2]="Hire one of them immigrants... I hear they work cheap."
quotes[3]="I hate people."
quotes[4]="Ya bastid."
quotes[5]="Cat. Rape. Now."
quotes[6]="-undefined-"
quotes[7]="Black people and white people look different."
quotes[8]="Why doesn't Popeye's sell watermelon?"
quotes[9]="Bert says something gay to Brown everyday. It's like clockwork. Gay, buttered up clockwork."
quotes[10]="I don't know what it is about girls round heer. Seem like they go for the goofy white boys."
quotes[11]="Ass 'n' Potatoes."
quotes[12]="You remind me of a giraffe choking on a baby."
quotes[13]="That fat guy next door to me is followin' me because I play mah nigger music toooooooooooo loud!"
quotes[14]="I think we should put retards on farms. Herd them up with 'tard ranchers and feed 'em 'tard slop... Yes, one day we'll all be drinking 'tard milk. Makes a body good."
quotes[15]="If rubbin' frozen dirt on your crotch is wrong, I don't wanna be right."
quotes[16]="I'd cockslap you if I had a cock."
quotes[17]="I hope they bury me near a straight man."
quotes[18]=" What is it Lassie? Niggers in the barn?"
quotes[19]="Do you need your right of way?"
quotes[20]="What would Jesus do?"
quotes[21]="These japs really need to learn how to work this gravy."
quotes[22]="Life- It's not just a cerial; it's a black man."
quotes[23]="Wanna buy some Niggerscout fried chicken? :D"
quotes[24]="Schoolgirls use steroids, too."
quotes[25]="The cheese in the ugly white guy and the gay black guy sandwich."
quotes[26]=" White people need to stop climbing lions and hunting mountains."
quotes[27]=" Au like rubbing quarters in his manclit."
quotes[28]=" so all the boys were out the door at 3am, making a racket to start off the Lobster season"
quotes[29]="HEADLINE - Tasers to be tested on cocaine-drugged pigs."
quotes[30]="Any adult that's been involved with sex in their lives, they know it when they see it."
quotes[31]="Girls can get out and do all of these overly sexually performances and we applaud them and that's not right!"
quotes[32]="When you look at sperm they have all different kinds of heads, some have two heads, some have barbed heads, when you see the pictures they attack eachother... it's unbelievable."
quotes[33]="Covington so sit back relax new jacks get smacked."
quotes[34]="Ya see, I'm white. Therefore I can't say nothin' to these people without sounding racist."
quotes[35]="People who rock are cool. People who don't rock are gay."
quotes[36]="For your white cruising. Ajigasawa."
quotes[37]="Because I can."
quotes[38]="Have a break, have a KitKat."
quotes[39]="C'mon get happy!"
quotes[40]="Rapper Cowboy Troy!"
quotes[41]="'hick-hop'"
quotes[42]="GABBA GABBA HEY"
quotes[43]="I wonder if they have internet in the ocean or Africa."
quotes[44]="Mail Order Chickens: A wonderfully innovative approach to charity!"
quotes[45]="Poower UP loog ON and ACCESS the internet."
quotes[46]="Al Roker said it would be like this."
quotes[47]="POOCH POO PATROL."
quotes[48]="If you need me I'll be molesting Barbie dolls under the porch."
quotes[49]="THAT'S NOT CHRISTIAN!"
quotes[50]="With more than one teraflop of system-floating point performance!"
quotes[51]="I AM THE PAPER DRAGON. I'VE COME TO EAT YOUR FLOOR TILE."
quotes[52]="Chilean soldiers lost in 'snow tsunami'."
quotes[53]="I never thought that missing children could be so sexy. Did I say that out loud?"
quotes[54]="Is four people a gang-bang?"
quotes[55]="If you don't have a Tone Attachment Tool, you can always use a spoon."
quotes[56]="But why? I thought my virginity radar was locked on."
quotes[57]="Oh man, you know how when you're on the computer just fine then suddenly BAJMARAAAAAAAA sleep falls all over your face like a well soiled baby?"
quotes[58]="See for yourself, the power of my perversion!"
quotes[59]="High School Girl Attaaaack!"
quotes[60]="It's no joke. A brainfreeze'll make ya drop a baby."
quotes[61]=" If you're not riding the wave of change...you'll find yourself beneath it."
quotes[62]="I'd do either of em, but my goal...TO DO BOTH OF EM!!!!! :U"
quotes[63]="Wait, how did she get my cellphone e-mail addre--THAT SLUT!"
quotes[64]="How old is OLD ENOUGH?"
quotes[65]="Aaaah Brown's gay."
quotes[66]="Let's get back to the tail..."
quotes[67]="We got a picture of a harley in the middle, then we put some FLAMES around it. Over here we'll put the naked girl... put some FLAMES around her too."
quotes[68]="Treat 'em rough, you'll get your muff."
quotes[69]="No foe shall gather our harvest or sit on our stockyard rail."
quotes[70]="Hello, my name is lil Mary. I'm your horny secretary."
quotes[71]="People have been rubbing it for luck."
quotes[72]="It shows a dapper young man wearing a long coat and holding a top hat and cane."
quotes[73]="Is a buncha AIDSies in a tornado an airborne disease?"
quotes[74]="'OH OH OH OH' says the guy right outside my door."
quotes[75]="Oh giggity good gravy! I've always wanted to be a poh leece mang."
quotes[76]="That gull-durned japa-dude almost kill't me."
quotes[77]="NEW! Antifreeze with BITTER aftertaste!"
quotes[78]="What the... I'm alive? Holy crap."
quotes[79]="That's right, black could be anywhere."
quotes[80]="h00rj supports racial profiling. (The black guy did it)"
quotes[81]="Quit whackin' mah barrel."
quotes[82]=""
quotes[83]="Cereal Away!"
quotes[84]="In Ohio there's some crunk goin' on."
quotes[85]="My uncle died of crotch dot."
quotes[86]="A lifetime to recovery."
quotes[87]="'KOREAN MAN DIES AFTER NEARLY 50 HOURS STRAIGHT OF PLAYING VIDEO GAMES'"
quotes[88]="These Viagra ads are a li'l spicy for the kiddies."
quotes[89]="And now she's on her gazillion-dollar estate, riding around in her gazillion-dollar vehicle, and petting her llamas."
quotes[90]="I can speak english in four languages."
quotes[91]="Racism is all good and fun until someone loses an eye."
quotes[92]="Is this some kind of joke?"
quotes[93]="If you need it, use it. If you don't need it, don't use it."
quotes[94]="Castration isn't cool."
quotes[95]="Kenny G slams, man."
quotes[96]="You suck. Call me."
quotes[97]="Have you seen...PORK CHOP SANDWICHES?!"
quotes[98]="ROCK LOBSTAH"
quotes[99]="Halt! I am Alistar, hymen of reason!"
quotes[100]="We need more black people and time machines."
quotes[101]="Happy Columbus Day. I discovered 10 shots of tequila. Then my face discovered the floor."
quotes[102]="Ohhh mannn"
quotes[103]="I said bad words to me!"
quotes[104]="C:\>REN JAPAN.* WANNABE.USA"
quotes[105]="Leave li'l Lee alone. Li'l Lee from Little Italy and li'l Lee lucky."
quotes[106]="Catstrain isn't cool."
quotes[107]="Teleport to us five overbearing and overemotional humans."
quotes[108]="Headline: 'Kids define sex in new ways.' GIGGITY GIGGITY"
quotes[109]="Go wrestle a bear on the highway, ya coon plate."
quotes[110]="Some people might dread going to work because they know they will have to listen to a bad joke."
quotes[111]="Get the magical bits."
quotes[112]="So long and thanks for all the fish."
quotes[113]="That God damned paraplegic dog."
quotes[114]="CAT WALK ON KEYBOARD LOL"
quotes[115]="CAT WALK ON KEYBOARD LOL"
quotes[116]="I cannot believe how good my semen has become."
quotes[117]="Gay pirate with wooden stretch pants."
quotes[118]="WRESTLE BEAR ON KEYBOARD LOL"
quotes[119]="Fame is neither received nor achieved, it is perceived."
quotes[120]="'Sex that is not indecent can transmit disease while indecent sex might not.' wut?"
quotes[121]="Sega makes murder porn."
quotes[122]="Lies, there's no pies just eyes and a box of ice fried rice."
quotes[123]="I lost some things in Thailand, Grandma, and I lost Mother, too."
quotes[124]="Shin guards won't protect you from an unarmed naked man."
quotes[125]="I'm the guy they used to call Deep Throat."
quotes[126]="It's got everything. Fame. Race. Homosexuality. A Peter Pan love story."
quotes[127]="Ohhh me plums."
quotes[128]="Tiger Style Penis Pummel."
quotes[129]="Thank Budda for his purlple dragon smoke because my ass is killing me."
quotes[130]="I bet scrotum jousting would smart something fierce."
quotes[131]="I like pie."
quotes[132]="Do you like pie?"
quotes[133]="I'm fat, I can't run fast, I think I'm having a heart attack, and a couple light strokes."
quotes[134]="Once I shot an arrow in the sky and it stuck, now I'm tired."
quotes[135]="A-SHIKUMPAOW"
quotes[136]="Somewhere out there there's a small child...lost....alone...wanting candy..."
quotes[137]="Quickly! I need a random 'tard quote!!"
quotes[138]="That is an adventure."
quotes[139]="Nigga hush"
quotes[140]="Like pulling candy off a wet dog's back."
quotes[141]="So much depends on a red wheelbarrow filled with squirrels."
quotes[142]="I need a statue of me urinating somewhere."
quotes[143]="This is for testing purposes only."
quotes[144]="Wut? Oh, I'm sorry. I was imagining a giraffe eating a baby."
quotes[145]="You remind me of a giraffe choking on a baby."
quotes[146]="I'm gonna start a war. Start a nuclear war. A nuclear war at the gay bar."
quotes[147]="PUH SHOOOO"
quotes[148]="HIT IT JEEVES"
quotes[149]="Your moms are gay."
quotes[150]="I got some titties on my neck."
quotes[151]="Ev'ry body wanna be a nigga, but nobody wanna be a nigga."
quotes[152]="OH SNAPPETH AS THE TWIG DOTH SNAP!"
quotes[153]="Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean we aren't out to get you."
quotes[154]="Are uoy retarded? YSE!"
quotes[155]="Lookit what you did, you made Snapple all leaky and shit."
quotes[156]="Oh Boris, you can't jump through plastic."
quotes[157]="CYBER GAYS WITH THEIR METALLIC FANNY PACKS!"
quotes[158]="Whatif everybody's sperm was the same color as their skin? White people got white sperm. Black people got black sperm... mexicans... it just looks like a cup of urine..."
quotes[159]="If only you could lift your FAT ASS. Then you'd have a new mode of travel."
quotes[160]="The wiggers about this floor are quite loud tonight."
quotes[161]="I must bate of the mastur."
quotes[162]="E'r'body know niggas CLIMB trees, not KICK 'em."
quotes[163]="Sake, taquila, and cinnamon toast crunch."
quotes[164]="Jovial lil buggers ain't they?!"
quotes[165]="Keep spendin' most our lives livin' in the gangsta's paradise."
quotes[166]="NUT AFTER NUT AFTER NUT AFTER NUT AFTER NUT AFTER NUT AFTER NUT AFTER NUT AFTER NUT AFTER NUT"
quotes[167]="sonofabear.com"
quotes[168]="Save the drama for your mama."
quotes[169]="I can't go down there, I hate sewers. They smell like poo gas."
quotes[170]="GO CENSOR YOUR HEAD"
quotes[171]="I... must... TANGO!"
quotes[172]="A fruit-pie killed my GRANDMA."
quotes[173]="yergay!"
quotes[174]="Worst Porn Ever."
quotes[175]="I'm barfing whale crap."
quotes[176]="Liars can't be trusted."
quotes[177]="But what does it MEAN??"
quotes[178]="I read all kinds of crap, ya homo."
quotes[179]="You now have SARS."
quotes[180]="After that Katrina accident..."
quotes[181]="JEWS DON'T EAT MY PONY IT AIN'T DEAD YET!!!"
quotes[182]="I'm inflamed."
quotes[183]="Some weirdo guys like to parade around as chicks."
quotes[184]="Chewing gum while peeing unions will keep you from crying."
quotes[185]="Well, shit."
quotes[186]="Windows XP in the plow of your cat."
quotes[187]="I don't want them to suffer internet being squeezed from an AIDS stricken giraffe's scrotum."
quotes[188]="Apply this cream to your penis"
quotes[189]="A Lich is some dead faggot with a skull for a cock"
quotes[190]="DREIDELCOPTER PTPTPTPTPTPTPTPT"
quotes[191]="GAY BERT SYBIAN SADDLE ON KEYBOARD LOL OH GOD DX"
quotes[192]=" I'm gonna beat off to their felt vaginas."
quotes[193]="That Indian Cat jig is serious business."
quotes[194]="I'm from the government. Are those OREOS you're eating, chubby?"
quotes[195]="Take a dump that looks like Jesus and you could make big bucks!"
quotes[196]="Faggot rolls off the tongue easily."
quotes[197]="A good Wizard can learn to wield his master's rod..."
quotes[198]="Have you been shot by Dick Cheney today?"
quotes[199]="That was raw unfiltered sex put into a mold and given a brain."
quotes[200]="I'll give you that. He's still a moldy vagina in the comics though."
quotes[201]="I learn something new everyday just like finding out I'm an asian hulk."
quotes[202]="Your mom's sideways nipples."
quotes[203]="Black people have no alphabet because you can't cover it in hotsauce."
quotes[204]="Wild like the African Stapler."
quotes[205]="Ha ha ha china win usa hillbilly cry like menstrating wife"
quotes[206]="I'M BONIN' SKELETOR MY CHILDHOOD DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE!!"
quotes[207]="I CAN'T BREATHE!!!"
quotes[208]="Clitoral Stimulation is the key to success in life."
quotes[209]="Shutup, bitch. If I was gay I wouldn't make you wear the wig."
quotes[210]="Lesbians, the CLASSIEST of the women."
quotes[211]="What I'm trying to say is, I wanna put my COCK in your SALAD."
quotes[212]="Gonna put it on my cock."
quotes[213]="GAHH. Stop eating me."
quotes[214]="8==D~"
quotes[215]="MY PENIS!! I mean, ARM!!"
quotes[216]="We don't update, we just put more useless retarded broken half-assed crap on top of that already huge pile of useless retarded broken half-assed crap that makes up h00rj.com."
quotes[217]="I'm gonna get you and your little dog too."
quotes[218]="A man made of tin with a 'know you can' grin."
quotes[219]="He was jerking his cock all over the place and the sperm was flying out in drips and drops rather than in streams."
quotes[220]="Rat ragu with powdered deer penis!"
quotes[221]="Oh, I'm bleeding. Bleeding A LOT."
quotes[222]="Well, ain't you the High Tom Titty."
quotes[223]="Ya must want somethin' from me or you wouldn't be messin' up my air."
quotes[224]="FIGHT COATRACK ON KEYBOARD LOL"
quotes[225]="Alright let me hear everyone say, 'BOOBAH BOOBAH.'"
quotes[226]="'Just because his foot is twitchin' all cute-like doesn't mean he's having fun.'"
quotes[227]="NERF!"
quotes[228]="'You don't have to be Jewish to love Levy's.'"
quotes[229]="My dyslexic girlfriend thinks I'm a god."
quotes[230]="'His crew includes a badger with a troubled past and nothing left to lose, an elephant who never forgets - to kill! And a seldom used crab named Lucky...aka Citizen Snips.' "
quotes[231]="YERGAY!"
quotes[232]="Crap hands."
quotes[233]="Whatever that was, I hope it was the ONLY one."
quotes[234]="First get a blowfish. Not just any blowfish!"
quotes[235]="Fly like a seal."
quotes[236]="I'm pissing alcohol. Want a shot?"
quotes[237]="Red cats have +STR"
quotes[238]="'pie'"
quotes[239]="!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WESAVEYOUMONEYEVERYDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
quotes[240]="''Stretch pants for your cat! Even if he grows to the size of a certain lizard that attacks Tokyo, you can still go for a nice strong walk!''"
quotes[241]="qeueueueueueueueueueue"
quotes[242]="Between a racoon and a hard place."
quotes[243]="JESUS CRAP!"
quotes[244]="h00rj may contain nuts."
quotes[245]="SHUT YOUR SHIT -- SHUTYERSHIP -- SHUT YOUR SHEEP UP!!! SHIT."
quotes[246]="The white guy failed to do a frontflip."
quotes[247]="I'm a man MACHINE. Drinkin' GASOLINE. Super human BEING. Shootin' laser BEAMS."
quotes[248]="Spoon is down for the count!"
quotes[249]="Whiskey!"
quotes[250]="''I'm a Poptart walkin' down the road.''"
quotes[251]="''You are, how you say... perverted bastard?''"
quotes[252]="If you're not awesome, you're gay."
quotes[253]="Other crap'll make ya drop a descendant of Jesus, no joke."
quotes[254]="Hi. I am looking for muscularity giy!"
quotes[255]="Oh! I bought a new FRANCE GOT PWN'd! it has a shiny, round FRANCEGOTPWN'd! and spins around my FRANCE-GOT-PWN'd! while shooting out FRANCE*GOT*PWN'd! in all directions. Needless to say, I'm quite happy with it."
quotes[256]="Wow she's fat I think I'll go home."
quotes[257]="! tard !"
quotes[258]="Evacuation Plan: Run Like Hell."
quotes[259]="Double-dutch your legs off like a Harlem schoolgirl!"
quotes[260]="Heh, heh. He said ''scrotum outlet port.''"
quotes[261]="wow, no thank you, i would not like something inserted into my vagina"
quotes[262]="Or if you are truly lazy, you can pretend to jump over the pretend rope."
quotes[263]="I wish my grass was goth so it'd cut itself."
quotes[264]="Have some melon bread, BITCH."
quotes[265]="‘U-r-s-p-r-a-c-h-e’"
quotes[266]=""
quotes[267]="Blackies 'R' This Space Intentionallly Left Blank."
quotes[268]="Bush to immigrants: Learn English"
quotes[269]="Headline: Flaming toilet paper spill clogs New York highway, backs up traffic for miles"
quotes[270]="Headline: Mouse testes may hold stem cells' promise "
quotes[271]="Headline: Rabid kitten halts adoptions at PetSmart stores"
quotes[272]="Headline: Angry owner uses dead puppy as a weapon"
quotes[273]="Dew. Be Dew. Be Dew."
quotes[274]="There's a time for comprimise. It's called ''Later.''"
quotes[275]="I love it. I love me too. I'm a poptart."
quotes[276]="Helmet? Gay"
quotes[277]="A ''Liberty Incident'' is when the gay guy gets drunk."
quotes[278]="We're kicking holes in your livingroom floor."
quotes[279]="So much for medical supplies. I found a shotgun."
quotes[280]="A meteor striking a high-flying flock of bats."
quotes[281]="Oh, the floating vaginas that shoot laser beams."
quotes[282]="I am in no way affiliated with the Misawa Lolita Porn Ring."
quotes[283]="As soon as the camera's off, he gonna FUCK that lil dog."
quotes[284]="BEAR HAIR HAIR HAIR"
quotes[285]="Owl Aided, Nerf Enhanced."
quotes[286]="And yes, there is a rocket launcher that shoots chainsaws…that explode."
quotes[287]="It doesn’t quite punch your balls off, but it does graze them uncomfortably."
quotes[288]="Headline: Naked men try to calm a volcano's rumbling."
quotes[289]="I got your mother's maiden name tattoo'd on my arm."
quotes[290]="Dolphins in space."
quotes[291]="You smell of beer and body powder."
quotes[292]="Oh cats, I'm soooo bored."
quotes[293]="I predict a riot."
quotes[294]="Two flints and a hotpocket. What we havin' for lunch, Joe?"
quotes[295]="Kittens for Dummies."
quotes[296]="It's a picture of a cat in a basket. It represents everything I stand for."
quotes[297]="Hey hey, that cat can walk like a big bad man."
quotes[298]="me too! i wet the head (;_;) shock... (*_*')"
quotes[299]="There's a kitty by my foot and I wanna huff it."
quotes[300]="Murf said poop ^^"
quotes[301]=" HAY LET'S LEVEL UP AND DRIVE INNA STUFF HUUE and then...It's like Bert playing Initial D."
quotes[302]="I hacked the world with my foot."
quotes[303]="He got a broken white man with a heavy load."
quotes[304]="HAY HAY HAY it's allllll gone!"
quotes[305]="Time traveling teatimes tasting tea through Texas."
quotes[306]="Yet another night wasted pissing myself."
quotes[307]="Hay hay Covingcooter, does Afrighanistan where you come from have bears in turbans and flying carpets?"
quotes[308]="We fly on ur MOM hrfhrfhrhfff"
quotes[309]="IF COCK SUCKING WERE FIRE FIGHTING YOU WOULD BE FUTHER ABOUVE THE CALL OF DUTY THAN EVERY FIREMAN TO EVER SET FOOT WITH IN 100 MILES OF THE WORLD TRADE CENTER COMBINED."
quotes[310]="This website sucks."
quotes[311]="This isn't a website. THIS IS YOUR SOUL."
quotes[312]="This website boned your mom."
quotes[313]="This website IS your mom AND boned your mom AT THE SAME TIME. It also has AWESOME CANCER."
quotes[314]="did she ever cook you authentic negro food, like elephant steaks and refried mud, because man im sure id like to go to her house for dinner "
quotes[315]="Mao mao, I say. Indeed, myew to quite the highest of meows."
quotes[316]="Let's both heart that Austin's girlfriend."
quotes[317]="She tears her own hair out. I saw the bald spot... :x"
quotes[318]="Yes. I'm banging my fist against my desk, symbolizing a force equal or greater than that of my pleasure from the image of wolf ears chick in a maid outfit."
quotes[319]="Hi Mike did you have good holiday? Steve swam with too many fishes. miss you LOVE Mama"
quotes[320]="If there was an anime about my ass and its cream everyone would watch it and fucking love it."
quotes[321]="˙Ř˙ŕ JFIF ˙Ű C"
quotes[322]="In some cases, this is taken to extremes, with the male's only appearance in sex scenes being a penis entering from the side of the screen."
quotes[323]="''invisible penis syndrome''"
quotes[324]="Urine Collecting Hat."
quotes[325]="Female Vagina Intermittent Self-Catheterization"
quotes[326]="Go from the insane boringness of baseball, to the 'two fat men hugging' of football."
quotes[327]="OOoooh oh I GOT ERECTION!"
quotes[328]="You gotta follow the vagina migratory routes."
quotes[329]="Nuuuuuuu~ nuuu~ no lolita lesbian sex I goooota get my homework doooone huu hyuuu~."
quotes[330]="ZOMGWTFBBQOSTRICHSANDWICH??!"
quotes[331]="h00rj.com made by the drunk, for the drunk."
quotes[332]="DOFUS, Ankama, Mutafukaz."
quotes[333]="durbjerk on the inte4rnet experiment KATARE CHORP "
quotes[334]="Those assholes are ASSHOLES"
quotes[335]="KEYBOARD KARATE CHOP 7U7 7UM9 ,O M8I, M7UJ"
quotes[336]="I.
Really.
Can't.
Dance."
quotes[337]="I'm going to hit you in the juevos if you don't shut the hell up."
quotes[338]="Let's go, cocks."
quotes[339]="''He was always a retard.''"
quotes[340]="Yeah I paid 200 for one chick and he paid 200 for another. Sanchez robbed her."
quotes[341]="Jesus on a plaid cross WHAT'RE YA DOIN!?"
quotes[342]="I'm getting tired of those chinkey-eyed phlips, what with their spoiled milk skin and bush language."
quotes[343]="No, I'm not gonna search google for 'cock' I hate you."
quotes[344]="Feces of War"
quotes[345]="
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quotes[346]="BUT I AIN'T GOT ANY MARSHMALLOWS, YA DOUCHE."
quotes[347]="But I got a candle, and uh... I got a spoon, too."
quotes[348]="Stop being a RACIST and suck my cock!"
quotes[349]="I'm thinking it is almost burrito o'clock "
quotes[350]="AIDS. Pass it on."
quotes[351]="I make it a point to be pointless."
quotes[352]="I TOLD you that wasn't normal."
quotes[353]="Sure... I do medieval. I even do medieval under FIRE."
quotes[354]="No hands"
quotes[355]="That's one schnazzy cat."
quotes[356]="Wanna go for a ride little girl?ON MY COCK!!??!?!! :U "
quotes[357]="Inside my uterus, a hot flow of semen."
quotes[358]="I'll just send one of my ninja agents to capture you. His name is A Brick. I met him in Seattle."
quotes[359]="God SHIT it's like a hunnerd degrees fahrenbert and my balls is making tea"
quotes[360]="Get outta here ya chode tickler"
quotes[361]="Let's put on skimpy clothing and chase after treasure to high paced circa 1995 J-pop!"
quotes[362]="My life in a sentance: A small child having fun alone on a broken TeeterTotter."
quotes[363]="Yeah, I talk to my ass. Sometimes we fight, but in the end we always kiss and make up."
quotes[364]="Shhh. It's ok. It's just me. GRAAARRR!!!"
quotes[365]="AHHH! VAGINA PIE IN MY EYE!!"
quotes[366]="Oooh Sweet Jesus in a Birchbark Canoe."
quotes[367]="What are the kinds of foods that a man might like to fuck?"
quotes[368]="Get the hell outta here ya ass boxer."
quotes[369]="Circle Jerk of Life"
quotes[370]="How many times a day do you ask yourself 'why do I suck'?"
quotes[371]="How much pie can I apply to your eye before you die?"
quotes[372]="GOD DAMN AEROSOL SPERM! Makes my throat all sticky. I hope it doesn't have any CFC's."
quotes[385]="whly cow"
quotes[386]="My penis is enlarged?"
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