quotes[391]="What do you mean, run cat5? It doesn\'t have a main method"
quotes[390]="What do you do in this game, other than wear goggles and have Sims 2 graphics?"
quotes[389]="WHILE I MASTURBATE MY COCK THROUGH A BURGER KING WHOPPER BURGER!"
quotes[388]="We ever get a cupcake on that bitch?"
quotes[387]="GOING TO BED-EMAILED SOMEONE=ROFL"
quotes[386]="My penis is enlarged?"
quotes[385]="whly cow"
quotes[372]="GOD DAMN AEROSOL SPERM! Makes my throat all sticky. I hope it doesn't have any CFC's."
quotes[371]="How much pie can I apply to your eye before you die?"
quotes[370]="How many times a day do you ask yourself 'why do I suck'?"
quotes[369]="Circle Jerk of Life"
quotes[368]="Get the hell outta here ya ass boxer."
quotes[367]="What are the kinds of foods that a man might like to fuck?"
quotes[366]="Oooh Sweet Jesus in a Birchbark Canoe."
quotes[365]="AHHH! VAGINA PIE IN MY EYE!!"
quotes[364]="Shhh. It's ok. It's just me. GRAAARRR!!!"
quotes[363]="Yeah, I talk to my ass. Sometimes we fight, but in the end we always kiss and make up."
quotes[362]="My life in a sentance: A small child having fun alone on a broken TeeterTotter."
quotes[361]="Let's put on skimpy clothing and chase after treasure to high paced circa 1995 J-pop!"
quotes[360]="Get outta here ya chode tickler"
quotes[359]="God SHIT it's like a hunnerd degrees fahrenbert and my balls is making tea"
quotes[358]="I'll just send one of my ninja agents to capture you. His name is A Brick. I met him in Seattle."
quotes[357]="Inside my uterus, a hot flow of semen."
quotes[356]="Wanna go for a ride little girl?ON MY COCK!!??!?!! :U "
quotes[355]="That's one schnazzy cat."
quotes[354]="No hands"
quotes[353]="Sure... I do medieval. I even do medieval under FIRE."
quotes[352]="I TOLD you that wasn't normal."
quotes[351]="I make it a point to be pointless."
quotes[350]="AIDS. Pass it on."
quotes[349]="I'm thinking it is almost burrito o'clock "
quotes[348]="Stop being a RACIST and suck my cock!"
quotes[347]="But I got a candle, and uh... I got a spoon, too."
quotes[346]="BUT I AIN'T GOT ANY MARSHMALLOWS, YA DOUCHE."
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quotes[344]="Feces of War"
quotes[343]="No, I'm not gonna search google for 'cock' I hate you."
quotes[342]="I'm getting tired of those chinkey-eyed phlips, what with their spoiled milk skin and bush language."
quotes[341]="Jesus on a plaid cross WHAT'RE YA DOIN!?"
quotes[340]="Yeah I paid 200 for one chick and he paid 200 for another. Sanchez robbed her."
quotes[339]="''He was always a retard.''"
quotes[338]="Let's go, cocks."
quotes[337]="I'm going to hit you in the juevos if you don't shut the hell up."
quotes[336]="I.
Really.
Can't.
Dance."
quotes[335]="KEYBOARD KARATE CHOP 7U7 7UM9 ,O M8I, M7UJ"
quotes[334]="Those assholes are ASSHOLES"
quotes[333]="durbjerk on the inte4rnet experiment KATARE CHORP "
quotes[332]="DOFUS, Ankama, Mutafukaz."
quotes[331]="h00rj.com made by the drunk, for the drunk."
quotes[330]="ZOMGWTFBBQOSTRICHSANDWICH??!"
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quotes[328]="You gotta follow the vagina migratory routes."
quotes[327]="OOoooh oh I GOT ERECTION!"
quotes[326]="Go from the insane boringness of baseball, to the 'two fat men hugging' of football."
quotes[325]="Female Vagina Intermittent Self-Catheterization"
quotes[324]="Urine Collecting Hat."
quotes[323]="''invisible penis syndrome''"
quotes[322]="In some cases, this is taken to extremes, with the male's only appearance in sex scenes being a penis entering from the side of the screen."
quotes[321]="ÿØÿà JFIF ÿÛ C"
quotes[320]="If there was an anime about my ass and its cream everyone would watch it and fucking love it."
quotes[319]="Hi Mike did you have good holiday? Steve swam with too many fishes. miss you LOVE Mama"
quotes[318]="Yes. I'm banging my fist against my desk, symbolizing a force equal or greater than that of my pleasure from the image of wolf ears chick in a maid outfit."
quotes[317]="She tears her own hair out. I saw the bald spot... :x"
quotes[316]="Let's both heart that Austin's girlfriend."
quotes[315]="Mao mao, I say. Indeed, myew to quite the highest of meows."
quotes[314]="did she ever cook you authentic negro food, like elephant steaks and refried mud, because man im sure id like to go to her house for dinner "
quotes[313]="This website IS your mom AND boned your mom AT THE SAME TIME. It also has AWESOME CANCER."
quotes[312]="This website boned your mom."
quotes[311]="This isn't a website. THIS IS YOUR SOUL."
quotes[310]="This website sucks."
quotes[309]="IF COCK SUCKING WERE FIRE FIGHTING YOU WOULD BE FUTHER ABOUVE THE CALL OF DUTY THAN EVERY FIREMAN TO EVER SET FOOT WITH IN 100 MILES OF THE WORLD TRADE CENTER COMBINED."
quotes[308]="We fly on ur MOM hrfhrfhrhfff"
quotes[307]="Hay hay Covingcooter, does Afrighanistan where you come from have bears in turbans and flying carpets?"
quotes[306]="Yet another night wasted pissing myself."
quotes[305]="Time traveling teatimes tasting tea through Texas."
quotes[304]="HAY HAY HAY it's allllll gone!"
quotes[303]="He got a broken white man with a heavy load."
quotes[302]="I hacked the world with my foot."
quotes[301]=" HAY LET'S LEVEL UP AND DRIVE INNA STUFF HUUE and then...It's like Bert playing Initial D."
quotes[300]="Murf said poop ^^"
quotes[299]="There's a kitty by my foot and I wanna huff it."
quotes[298]="me too! i wet the head (;_;) shock... (*_*')"
quotes[297]="Hey hey, that cat can walk like a big bad man."
quotes[296]="It's a picture of a cat in a basket. It represents everything I stand for."
quotes[295]="Kittens for Dummies."
quotes[294]="Two flints and a hotpocket. What we havin' for lunch, Joe?"
quotes[293]="I predict a riot."
quotes[292]="Oh cats, I'm soooo bored."
quotes[291]="You smell of beer and body powder."
quotes[290]="Dolphins in space."
quotes[289]="I got your mother's maiden name tattoo'd on my arm."
quotes[288]="Headline: Naked men try to calm a volcano's rumbling."
quotes[287]="It doesnt quite punch your balls off, but it does graze them uncomfortably."
quotes[286]="And yes, there is a rocket launcher that shoots chainsaws that explode."
quotes[285]="Owl Aided, Nerf Enhanced."
quotes[284]="BEAR HAIR HAIR HAIR"
quotes[283]="As soon as the camera's off, he gonna FUCK that lil dog."
quotes[282]="I am in no way affiliated with the Misawa Lolita Porn Ring."
quotes[281]="Oh, the floating vaginas that shoot laser beams."
quotes[280]="A meteor striking a high-flying flock of bats."
quotes[279]="So much for medical supplies. I found a shotgun."
quotes[278]="We're kicking holes in your livingroom floor."
quotes[277]="A ''Liberty Incident'' is when the gay guy gets drunk."
quotes[276]="Helmet? Gay"
quotes[275]="I love it. I love me too. I'm a poptart."
quotes[274]="There's a time for comprimise. It's called ''Later.''"
quotes[273]="Dew. Be Dew. Be Dew."
quotes[272]="Headline: Angry owner uses dead puppy as a weapon"
quotes[271]="Headline: Rabid kitten halts adoptions at PetSmart stores"
quotes[270]="Headline: Mouse testes may hold stem cells' promise "
quotes[269]="Headline: Flaming toilet paper spill clogs New York highway, backs up traffic for miles"
quotes[268]="Bush to immigrants: Learn English"
quotes[267]="Blackies 'R' This Space Intentionallly Left Blank."
quotes[266]=""
quotes[265]="U-r-s-p-r-a-c-h-e"
quotes[264]="Have some melon bread, BITCH."
quotes[263]="I wish my grass was goth so it'd cut itself."
quotes[262]="Or if you are truly lazy, you can pretend to jump over the pretend rope."
quotes[261]="wow, no thank you, i would not like something inserted into my vagina"
quotes[260]="Heh, heh. He said ''scrotum outlet port.''"
quotes[259]="Double-dutch your legs off like a Harlem schoolgirl!"
quotes[258]="Evacuation Plan: Run Like Hell."
quotes[257]="! tard !"
quotes[256]="Wow she's fat I think I'll go home."
quotes[255]="Oh! I bought a new FRANCE GOT PWN'd! it has a shiny, round FRANCEGOTPWN'd! and spins around my FRANCE-GOT-PWN'd! while shooting out FRANCE*GOT*PWN'd! in all directions. Needless to say, I'm quite happy with it."
quotes[254]="Hi. I am looking for muscularity giy!"
quotes[253]="Other crap'll make ya drop a descendant of Jesus, no joke."
quotes[252]="If you're not awesome, you're gay."
quotes[251]="''You are, how you say... perverted bastard?''"
quotes[250]="''I'm a Poptart walkin' down the road.''"
quotes[249]="Whiskey!"
quotes[248]="Spoon is down for the count!"
quotes[247]="I'm a man MACHINE. Drinkin' GASOLINE. Super human BEING. Shootin' laser BEAMS."
quotes[246]="The white guy failed to do a frontflip."
quotes[245]="SHUT YOUR SHIT -- SHUTYERSHIP -- SHUT YOUR SHEEP UP!!! SHIT."
quotes[244]="h00rj may contain nuts."
quotes[243]="JESUS CRAP!"
quotes[242]="Between a racoon and a hard place."
quotes[241]="qeueueueueueueueueueue"
quotes[240]="''Stretch pants for your cat! Even if he grows to the size of a certain lizard that attacks Tokyo, you can still go for a nice strong walk!''"
quotes[239]="!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WESAVEYOUMONEYEVERYDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
quotes[238]="'pie'"
quotes[237]="Red cats have STR"
quotes[236]="I'm pissing alcohol. Want a shot?"
quotes[235]="Fly like a seal."
quotes[234]="First get a blowfish. Not just any blowfish!"
quotes[233]="Whatever that was, I hope it was the ONLY one."
quotes[232]="Crap hands."
quotes[231]="YERGAY!"
quotes[230]="'His crew includes a badger with a troubled past and nothing left to lose, an elephant who never forgets - to kill! And a seldom used crab named Lucky...aka Citizen Snips.' "
quotes[229]="My dyslexic girlfriend thinks I'm a god."
quotes[228]="'You don't have to be Jewish to love Levy's.'"
quotes[227]="NERF!"
quotes[226]="'Just because his foot is twitchin' all cute-like doesn't mean he's having fun.'"
quotes[225]="Alright let me hear everyone say, 'BOOBAH BOOBAH.'"
quotes[224]="FIGHT COATRACK ON KEYBOARD LOL"
quotes[223]="Ya must want somethin' from me or you wouldn't be messin' up my air."
quotes[222]="Well, ain't you the High Tom Titty."
quotes[221]="Oh, I'm bleeding. Bleeding A LOT."
quotes[220]="Rat ragu with powdered deer penis!"
quotes[219]="He was jerking his cock all over the place and the sperm was flying out in drips and drops rather than in streams."
quotes[218]="A man made of tin with a 'know you can' grin."
quotes[217]="I'm gonna get you and your little dog too."
quotes[216]="We don't update, we just put more useless retarded broken half-assed crap on top of that already huge pile of useless retarded broken half-assed crap that makes up h00rj.com."
quotes[215]="MY PENIS!! I mean, ARM!!"
quotes[214]="8==D~"
quotes[213]="GAHH. Stop eating me."
quotes[212]="Gonna put it on my cock."
quotes[211]="What I'm trying to say is, I wanna put my COCK in your SALAD."
quotes[210]="Lesbians, the CLASSIEST of the women."
quotes[209]="Shutup, bitch. If I was gay I wouldn't make you wear the wig."
quotes[208]="Clitoral Stimulation is the key to success in life."
quotes[207]="I CAN'T BREATHE!!!"
quotes[206]="I'M BONIN' SKELETOR MY CHILDHOOD DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE!!"
quotes[205]="Ha ha ha china win usa hillbilly cry like menstrating wife"
quotes[204]="Wild like the African Stapler."
quotes[203]="Black people have no alphabet because you can't cover it in hotsauce."
quotes[202]="Your mom's sideways nipples."
quotes[201]="I learn something new everyday just like finding out I'm an asian hulk."
quotes[200]="I'll give you that. He's still a moldy vagina in the comics though."
quotes[199]="That was raw unfiltered sex put into a mold and given a brain."
quotes[198]="Have you been shot by Dick Cheney today?"
quotes[197]="A good Wizard can learn to wield his master's rod..."
quotes[196]="Faggot rolls off the tongue easily."
quotes[195]="Take a dump that looks like Jesus and you could make big bucks!"
quotes[194]="I'm from the government. Are those OREOS you're eating, chubby?"
quotes[193]="That Indian Cat jig is serious business."
quotes[192]=" I'm gonna beat off to their felt vaginas."
quotes[191]="GAY BERT SYBIAN SADDLE ON KEYBOARD LOL OH GOD DX"
quotes[190]="DREIDELCOPTER PTPTPTPTPTPTPTPT"
quotes[189]="A Lich is some dead faggot with a skull for a cock"
quotes[188]="Apply this cream to your penis"
quotes[187]="I don't want them to suffer internet being squeezed from an AIDS stricken giraffe's scrotum."
quotes[186]="Windows XP in the plow of your cat."
quotes[185]="Well, shit."
quotes[184]="Chewing gum while peeing unions will keep you from crying."
quotes[183]="Some weirdo guys like to parade around as chicks."
quotes[182]="I'm inflamed."
quotes[181]="JEWS DON'T EAT MY PONY IT AIN'T DEAD YET!!!"
quotes[180]="After that Katrina accident..."
quotes[179]="You now have SARS."
quotes[178]="I read all kinds of crap, ya homo."
quotes[177]="But what does it MEAN??"
quotes[176]="Liars can't be trusted."
quotes[175]="I'm barfing whale crap."
quotes[174]="Worst Porn Ever."
quotes[173]="yergay!"
quotes[172]="A fruit-pie killed my GRANDMA."
quotes[171]="I... must... TANGO!"
quotes[170]="GO CENSOR YOUR HEAD"
quotes[169]="I can't go down there, I hate sewers. They smell like poo gas."
quotes[168]="Save the drama for your mama."
quotes[167]="sonofabear.com"
quotes[166]="NUT AFTER NUT AFTER NUT AFTER NUT AFTER NUT AFTER NUT AFTER NUT AFTER NUT AFTER NUT AFTER NUT"
quotes[165]="Keep spendin' most our lives livin' in the gangsta's paradise."
quotes[164]="Jovial lil buggers ain't they?!"
quotes[163]="Sake, taquila, and cinnamon toast crunch."
quotes[162]="E'r'body know niggas CLIMB trees, not KICK 'em."
quotes[161]="I must bate of the mastur."
quotes[160]="The wiggers about this floor are quite loud tonight."
quotes[159]="If only you could lift your FAT ASS. Then you'd have a new mode of travel."
quotes[158]="Whatif everybody's sperm was the same color as their skin? White people got white sperm. Black people got black sperm... mexicans... it just looks like a cup of urine..."
quotes[157]="CYBER GAYS WITH THEIR METALLIC FANNY PACKS!"
quotes[156]="Oh Boris, you can't jump through plastic."
quotes[155]="Lookit what you did, you made Snapple all leaky and shit."
quotes[154]="Are uoy retarded? YSE!"
quotes[153]="Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean we aren't out to get you."
quotes[152]="OH SNAPPETH AS THE TWIG DOTH SNAP!"
quotes[151]="Ev'ry body wanna be a nigga, but nobody wanna be a nigga."
quotes[150]="I got some titties on my neck."
quotes[149]="Your moms are gay."
quotes[148]="HIT IT JEEVES"
quotes[147]="PUH SHOOOO"
quotes[146]="I'm gonna start a war. Start a nuclear war. A nuclear war at the gay bar."
quotes[145]="You remind me of a giraffe choking on a baby."
quotes[144]="Wut? Oh, I'm sorry. I was imagining a giraffe eating a baby."
quotes[143]="This is for testing purposes only."
quotes[142]="I need a statue of me urinating somewhere."
quotes[141]="So much depends on a red wheelbarrow filled with squirrels."
quotes[140]="Like pulling candy off a wet dog's back."
quotes[139]="Nigga hush"
quotes[138]="That is an adventure."
quotes[137]="Quickly! I need a random 'tard quote!!"
quotes[136]="Somewhere out there there's a small child...lost....alone...wanting candy..."
quotes[135]="A-SHIKUMPAOW"
quotes[134]="Once I shot an arrow in the sky and it stuck, now I'm tired."
quotes[133]="I'm fat, I can't run fast, I think I'm having a heart attack, and a couple light strokes."
quotes[132]="Do you like pie?"
quotes[131]="I like pie."
quotes[130]="I bet scrotum jousting would smart something fierce."
quotes[129]="Thank Budda for his purlple dragon smoke because my ass is killing me."
quotes[128]="Tiger Style Penis Pummel."
quotes[127]="Ohhh me plums."
quotes[126]="It's got everything. Fame. Race. Homosexuality. A Peter Pan love story."
quotes[125]="I'm the guy they used to call Deep Throat."
quotes[124]="Shin guards won't protect you from an unarmed naked man."
quotes[123]="I lost some things in Thailand, Grandma, and I lost Mother, too."
quotes[122]="Lies, there's no pies just eyes and a box of ice fried rice."
quotes[121]="Sega makes murder porn."
quotes[120]="'Sex that is not indecent can transmit disease while indecent sex might not.' wut?"
quotes[119]="Fame is neither received nor achieved, it is perceived."
quotes[118]="WRESTLE BEAR ON KEYBOARD LOL"
quotes[117]="Gay pirate with wooden stretch pants."
quotes[116]="I cannot believe how good my semen has become."
quotes[115]="CAT WALK ON KEYBOARD LOL"
quotes[114]="CAT WALK ON KEYBOARD LOL"
quotes[113]="That God damned paraplegic dog."
quotes[112]="So long and thanks for all the fish."
quotes[111]="Get the magical bits."
quotes[110]="Some people might dread going to work because they know they will have to listen to a bad joke."
quotes[109]="Go wrestle a bear on the highway, ya coon plate."
quotes[108]="Headline: 'Kids define sex in new ways.' GIGGITY GIGGITY"
quotes[107]="Teleport to us five overbearing and overemotional humans."
quotes[106]="Catstrain isn't cool."
quotes[105]="Leave li'l Lee alone. Li'l Lee from Little Italy and li'l Lee lucky."
quotes[104]="C:\>REN JAPAN.* WANNABE.USA"
quotes[103]="I said bad words to me!"
quotes[102]="Ohhh mannn"
quotes[101]="Happy Columbus Day. I discovered 10 shots of tequila. Then my face discovered the floor."
quotes[100]="We need more black people and time machines."
quotes[99]="Halt! I am Alistar, hymen of reason!"
quotes[98]="ROCK LOBSTAH"
quotes[97]="Have you seen...PORK CHOP SANDWICHES?!"
quotes[96]="You suck. Call me."
quotes[95]="Kenny G slams, man."
quotes[94]="Castration isn't cool."
quotes[93]="If you need it, use it. If you don't need it, don't use it."
quotes[92]="Is this some kind of joke?"
quotes[91]="Racism is all good and fun until someone loses an eye."
quotes[90]="I can speak english in four languages."
quotes[89]="And now she's on her gazillion-dollar estate, riding around in her gazillion-dollar vehicle, and petting her llamas."
quotes[88]="These Viagra ads are a li'l spicy for the kiddies."
quotes[87]="'KOREAN MAN DIES AFTER NEARLY 50 HOURS STRAIGHT OF PLAYING VIDEO GAMES'"
quotes[86]="A lifetime to recovery."
quotes[85]="My uncle died of crotch dot."
quotes[84]="In Ohio there's some crunk goin' on."
quotes[83]="Cereal Away!"
quotes[82]=""
quotes[81]="Quit whackin' mah barrel."
quotes[80]="h00rj supports racial profiling. (The black guy did it)"
quotes[79]="That's right, black could be anywhere."
quotes[78]="What the... I'm alive? Holy crap."
quotes[77]="NEW! Antifreeze with BITTER aftertaste!"
quotes[76]="That gull-durned japa-dude almost kill't me."
quotes[75]="Oh giggity good gravy! I've always wanted to be a poh leece mang."
quotes[74]="'OH OH OH OH' says the guy right outside my door."
quotes[73]="Is a buncha AIDSies in a tornado an airborne disease?"
quotes[72]="It shows a dapper young man wearing a long coat and holding a top hat and cane."
quotes[71]="People have been rubbing it for luck."
quotes[70]="Hello, my name is lil Mary. I'm your horny secretary."
quotes[69]="No foe shall gather our harvest or sit on our stockyard rail."
quotes[68]="Treat 'em rough, you'll get your muff."
quotes[67]="We got a picture of a harley in the middle, then we put some FLAMES around it. Over here we'll put the naked girl... put some FLAMES around her too."
quotes[66]="Let's get back to the tail..."
quotes[65]="Aaaah Brown's gay."
quotes[64]="How old is OLD ENOUGH?"
quotes[63]="Wait, how did she get my cellphone e-mail addre--THAT SLUT!"
quotes[62]="I'd do either of em, but my goal...TO DO BOTH OF EM!!!!! :U"
quotes[61]=" If you're not riding the wave of change...you'll find yourself beneath it."
quotes[60]="It's no joke. A brainfreeze'll make ya drop a baby."
quotes[59]="High School Girl Attaaaack!"
quotes[58]="See for yourself, the power of my perversion!"
quotes[57]="Oh man, you know how when you're on the computer just fine then suddenly BAJMARAAAAAAAA sleep falls all over your face like a well soiled baby?"
quotes[56]="But why? I thought my virginity radar was locked on."
quotes[55]="If you don't have a Tone Attachment Tool, you can always use a spoon."
quotes[54]="Is four people a gang-bang?"
quotes[53]="I never thought that missing children could be so sexy. Did I say that out loud?"
quotes[52]="Chilean soldiers lost in 'snow tsunami'."
quotes[51]="I AM THE PAPER DRAGON. I'VE COME TO EAT YOUR FLOOR TILE."
quotes[50]="With more than one teraflop of system-floating point performance!"
quotes[49]="THAT'S NOT CHRISTIAN!"
quotes[48]="If you need me I'll be molesting Barbie dolls under the porch."
quotes[47]="POOCH POO PATROL."
quotes[46]="Al Roker said it would be like this."
quotes[45]="Poower UP loog ON and ACCESS the internet."
quotes[44]="Mail Order Chickens: A wonderfully innovative approach to charity!"
quotes[43]="I wonder if they have internet in the ocean or Africa."
quotes[42]="GABBA GABBA HEY"
quotes[41]="'hick-hop'"
quotes[40]="Rapper Cowboy Troy!"
quotes[39]="C'mon get happy!"
quotes[38]="Have a break, have a KitKat."
quotes[37]="Because I can."
quotes[36]="For your white cruising. Ajigasawa."
quotes[35]="People who rock are cool. People who don't rock are gay."
quotes[34]="Ya see, I'm white. Therefore I can't say nothin' to these people without sounding racist."
quotes[33]="Covington so sit back relax new jacks get smacked."
quotes[32]="When you look at sperm they have all different kinds of heads, some have two heads, some have barbed heads, when you see the pictures they attack eachother... it's unbelievable."
quotes[31]="Girls can get out and do all of these overly sexually performances and we applaud them and that's not right!"
quotes[30]="Any adult that's been involved with sex in their lives, they know it when they see it."
quotes[29]="HEADLINE - Tasers to be tested on cocaine-drugged pigs."
quotes[28]=" so all the boys were out the door at 3am, making a racket to start off the Lobster season"
quotes[27]=" Au like rubbing quarters in his manclit."
quotes[26]=" White people need to stop climbing lions and hunting mountains."
quotes[25]="The cheese in the ugly white guy and the gay black guy sandwich."
quotes[24]="Schoolgirls use steroids, too."
quotes[23]="Wanna buy some Niggerscout fried chicken? :D"
quotes[22]="Life- It's not just a cerial; it's a black man."
quotes[21]="These japs really need to learn how to work this gravy."
quotes[20]="What would Jesus do?"
quotes[19]="Do you need your right of way?"
quotes[18]=" What is it Lassie? Niggers in the barn?"
quotes[17]="I hope they bury me near a straight man."
quotes[16]="I'd cockslap you if I had a cock."
quotes[15]="If rubbin' frozen dirt on your crotch is wrong, I don't wanna be right."
quotes[14]="I think we should put retards on farms. Herd them up with 'tard ranchers and feed 'em 'tard slop... Yes, one day we'll all be drinking 'tard milk. Makes a body good."
quotes[13]="That fat guy next door to me is followin' me because I play mah nigger music toooooooooooo loud!"
quotes[12]="You remind me of a giraffe choking on a baby."
quotes[11]="Ass 'n' Potatoes."
quotes[10]="I don't know what it is about girls round heer. Seem like they go for the goofy white boys."
quotes[9]="Bert says something gay to Brown everyday. It's like clockwork. Gay, buttered up clockwork."
quotes[8]="Why doesn't Popeye's sell watermelon?"
quotes[7]="Black people and white people look different."
quotes[6]="-undefined-"
quotes[5]="Cat. Rape. Now."
quotes[4]="Ya bastid."
quotes[3]="I hate people."
quotes[2]="Hire one of them immigrants... I hear they work cheap."
quotes[1]=""
quotes[0]="Qua"